Monday, December 11, 2017

Dysfunctional families


In Untold Stories, Alan Bennett quotes a Christmas card he received from Eric Korn:

This is the one about Jesus 
And his father who constantly sees us 
Like CCTV from above 
But they call it heavenly love; 
And the other a spook or a bird 
Or possible merely a Word. 
Rejoice! We are ruled thru’ infinity 
By this highly dysfunctional Trinity!

Bennett, Alan. Untold Stories (p. 321). Farrar, Straus and Giroux. Kindle Edition. 

Thursday, December 07, 2017

Cubanos


Not the folk; the sandwich. Which we had tonight. A lot of leftover roast pork, so Marcia baked Cuban bread (a James Beard recipe) and we made the sandwiches (scaling down for two eaters):

YIELD: Serves 8 

INGREDIENTS

1 loaf Cuban bread, sliced lengthwise
1/2 stick (1/4 cup) unsalted butter, softened
3 tablespoons yellow mustard, or to taste (we used Dijon, because)
1 1/2 pounds boiled ham, sliced
1 1/2 pounds roasted pork , sliced
1 pound Swiss cheese, sliced
1 cup dill pickle chips, or to taste

PREPARATION

Assemble the sandwich: Spread 2 tablespoons of the butter on one half of the bread loaf and a thin layer of mustard on the other. Place 1 to 2 layers of ham, pork, cheese, and, finally, pickles on the buttered bread and top with the mustard-spread bread. 

Wrap the sandwich in foil: Smear the remaining butter all over the outside of the sandwich and wrap it completely in aluminum foil. 

Press and grill the sandwich: Heat your grill to high (550°F) and close the lid. Wait at least 15 minutes before lowering the heat to medium-high (450°F) and continuing. 

Before grilling the sandwich, press down on it with your hands to flatten it. Place the wrapped, flattened sandwich on the grill and top with a brick, grill press, or any other heavy, heat-resistant object. Close the lid and grill for 5 to 6 minutes per side. 

Remove the wrapped sandwich from the grill and take off the foil. Return the sandwich to the grill and grill for about 2 to 3 minutes per side, or until both pieces of bread are crispy and golden brown. 

Slice and serve. Remove the sandwich from the grill and cut at an angle into small sandwich wedges (triangles). Place on a large platter and serve while still hot.

Monday, December 04, 2017

Sean Hannity
Is unencumbered by vanity:
"Hey, on Fox News's internal list
I'm not even down as a journalist."